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jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

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oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

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THICK THIGHS AND DARK EYES

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somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

(Source: alexandrakollontai, via sorry)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

never ever hit the space bar on your keyboard or else you will be taken to SPACE so dont EVER hit it this is a psa

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*sweats nervously*

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dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

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kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: pyonexe, via sorry)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

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metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

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jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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