Tumblr Mouse Cursors

egberts:

"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.

(via bastille)

slytheringsnake:

my sister just tried to ask me if i wanted to go to bed but instead it came out “Do you need to use the sleep?”

and then she just kinda looked really horrified at herself and whispered

"Maybe i need to use the sleep"

(via sniffing)

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via sniffing)

carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.

(Source: carnivour, via sorry)

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via sorry)

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

(Source: baebees, via sorry)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lisaquestions:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I feel that Youtube should make this an actual feature of their site

Well there was this a few weeks after the comic was posted.

And this.

Seems to not exist now, though.

That’s a shame…it might cut down on the number of mind numbingly awful and ridiculous posts made on Youtube comments pages O.O

(Source: iraffiruse, via found-on-the-internet)

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

(via sniffing)

doglets:

If you are the older twin, call your little sibling a few times a day and be like “when I was your age” and then describe what you did 7 minutes ago

(via sorry)

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via bastille)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via sorry)

spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

(via bastille)

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