Tumblr Mouse Cursors

dogalyst:

idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via bastille)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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(Source: pyonexe, via sorry)

sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via sorry)

metahumer:

thug life more like ugh life

(via bastille)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via bastille)

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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(via sniffing)

hotboyproblems:

I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

(via sniffing)

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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(via bastille)

aktx:

tarntino:

me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

(via uknowheh)

the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy

(via fucking-cuddle-me)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(via bastille)

Some people take this website to seriously. 

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(via bastille)

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