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captainjaybuscus:

nerdinessboundaries:

candle-lit-fornication:

hazelgranger:

there is not a better feeling than someone playing with your hair

Or running their fingers down your back.

Unless you thought you were alone.

And now, the weather.

(Source: wheazley, via found-on-the-internet)

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

(via found-on-the-internet)

  • me: why did you just reblog that from them
  • me: i literally just reblogged that
  • me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
  • me: is it because you don't like me
  • me: is it because i'm fat

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

(via satanspussyy)

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

(Source: cayde, via satanspussyy)

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

image

(via satanspussyy)

metalhearted:

Playing Flappy Bird:
“Alright last game” *dies*
“Alright last game” *dies*
“Alright last game” *dies*
“Alright last game” *dies*

(via sorry)

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

(via sorry)

  • *runs for 10 minutes*
  • me: am i skinny yet?

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via found-on-the-internet)

"its not that hard to get a job"

an adult who has had the same job for over 20 years (via obesitycore)

(Source: jewbeard, via satanspussyy)

hula-hope:

fitnessluvr:

takeherawayern:

whiskersonkittens:

Things that don’t make you less of a feminist:

  • Being in a loving relationship.
  • BDSM.
  • Being submissive.
  • Wearing makeup.
  • Being a housewife.
  • Wearing dresses.
  • High heels.
  • Shaving.

Things that do make you less of a feminist:

  • Shaming women for doing any of these things.

Thank you

Yes. 10000x thank you. 

(Source: dead-lovers-sarabande, via satanspussyy)

visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

(via sorry)

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