Tumblr Mouse Cursors

yourtubes:

*asks ouija board who unfollowed me*

(via sorry)

  • Me: tells joke from tumblr as if it was my own
  • Person: laughs
  • Me: I am the worst human being alive
  • Me: I stole that
  • Me: I don't deserve to be in existence
  • Me: I mean Hitler was bad but he told his own jokes
  • Me: I should never speak again
  • Teacher: You know you can't sleep in my class.
  • Me: I know, But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via bastille)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via bastille)

kawaiigod:

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

(Source: zootedboy, via sniffing)

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via sorry)

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

(via bastille)

burghers:

when people say nice things about you

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(via sniffing)

hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via bastille)

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

image

BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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(Source: turnipsalad, via bastille)

NEVER DELIBERATELY TRY TO SCARE SOMEONE WITH PTSD FOR FUN

caterpillar-inthe-tree:

For fucks sake, it’s not funny.

Let’s set something straight

closed-palm:

Yes, multiple personality disorder is real.

Yes, schizophrenia can happen.

Yes, depression can be severe.

Yes, panic disorders are a real condition.

Yes, OCD is a real problem.

Yes, PTSD can be hard to deal with.

Yes, Bipolar Disorder is an actual disorder

Fuck no, these people don’t need to be locked up forever. These people are not overreacting or faking it, and if you think so, shut the fuck up.

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